Day 1
Friday — Arrive & Exhale
- 4–6pm: Roll in, claim a bunk, meet your cabinmates
- 6:30pm: Welcome dinner around the fire (brisket + sides)
- 8pm: Campfire circle — introductions, the weekend map, s'mores
- 10pm: Lights-out-ish. Porch sitting encouraged.
Wimberley, Texas · Oct 16–18, 2026 · Blanco River Basecamp
Unplug at the Blanco
Three days of river water, campfire smoke, and no group chat.
Cypress shade. Cold water. A porch chair with your name on it.
Founding SeasonFounding Season — join the list
Our flagship reset. You roll in Friday fried from the week, and by Saturday afternoon you're floating the Blanco with nothing to answer to. Cabins are real beds with real roofs — bunks, porches, ceiling fans. Days are loosely structured: a morning hike, an afternoon swim, an evening around the fire. Nobody makes you share your feelings unless the brisket does it for you.
Founding Season. Oct 16–18, 2026 is a sample weekend shown while we lock real dates — holding spots is free and never promises a confirmed seat yet.
- Dates
- Oct 16–18, 2026
- Where
- Wimberley, Texas
- Basecamp
- Blanco River Basecamp
- Length
- 3 days · 2 nights
- Price
- From $349 all-in
- Group size
- Max 16
- Region
- Texas Hill Country
✅ What's included
- 2 nights in a shared cabin (real beds, linens included)
- All meals Friday dinner through Sunday lunch, catered by local cooks — menu subject to change
- Guided morning hike + afternoon river swim
- Saturday night campfire cookout with live acoustic set
- Coffee that never runs out. Seriously.
- A ride board to split gas from Austin or San Antonio
🚫 Not included
- Transportation to camp (we help you carpool)
- Alcohol — BYO, we provide the cooler space and the fire
- Travel insurance
- Cell signal (there isn't much, and that's the point)
What you'll do
- Guided morning hike along the Blanco
- Afternoon river swim + float (tubes provided)
- Saturday night campfire cookout with live acoustic set
Optional extras
- THE WATERLINE SANCTUARY — optional massage or Reiki, pre-booked, consent-based, relaxation only (not available yet — note your interest when you book)
Where you sleep
Bunk cabins under old oaks — shared, separated quarters where the property allows
- Shared bunk cabins with real beds + linens
- Separated quarters where the property allows
- Couples can request private accommodations when available
Everyone gets a safe, respected arrangement — and anything sensitive stays between you and the organizers via the private note field at booking.
Food at this weekend
Campfire brisket, tacos + sides from local cooks
- Vegetarian at every meal
- Common allergies handled if you tell us at booking
Cooked by our local hill country caterer (tba) — Friday dinner through Sunday lunch. Menu subject to change.
Coming with Founding Season retreats
THE WATERLINE SANCTUARY — secluded bodywork, not spa day
A private treatment space in canvas and natural materials — soft natural light, privacy screens, fresh air, trees and water nearby, natural sounds. At this weekend it's a secluded private 3/4 tent near the water — quiet, natural, intimate without being sexual, premium without pretentious — for optional massage or Reiki sessions. Vetted local practitioners, scheduled and pre-booked, consent-based, purely relaxation and wellness (never medical), limited availability. Not available yet — note your interest when you book and we hold a slot in mind for you.
Sample itinerary
How the weekend flows
All meals catered by local cooks — menu subject to change.
Day 2
Saturday — River Day
- 8am: Cowboy coffee + breakfast tacos
- 9:30am: Guided morning hike along the Blanco
- 12:30pm: Lunch back at camp
- 2–5pm: River swim + float (tubes provided)
- 7pm: Campfire cookout with live acoustic set
- Night: Stars, stories, sleep hard
Day 3
Sunday — Ease Out
- 8:30am: Slow breakfast, pack at your own pace
- 10am: Closing circle + one-word checkout
- 11:30am: Farewell lunch, leftovers to-go
- 1pm: Head home a different person (slightly)
This weekend's questions
Good to know
I've never done anything like this. Will I fit in?
That's who we're building this for. GTFO weekends are built for arriving alone — no partner, no crew, no experience needed. If you can sleep in a bunk, eat around a fire, and float in a tube, you'll fit in fine.
Is the river swim mandatory?
Nope. The Blanco in October is lovely, but the porch, the hammocks, and the coffee pot are all valid all-day choices.
What's the phone situation?
Signal is spotty and we keep it that way. There's emergency contact info for your people, and a landline at basecamp. Everything else can wait.
Booking
Hold your spots — free, no payment today.
Start a free hold for Unplug at the Blanco (Oct 16–18, 2026). No payment is due today — payment comes later via a secure link we email you.
From $349 all-in · Founding Season
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